#3274 Carpeat Emptor
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2020
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Luke is about to return a rental car covered in fake blood, and he's starting to worry that this might be a bit of a problem. Andrew is not helping calm his nerves. Plus, you can now rent an entire movie theater for $100...but if you want to rent a microphone, it'll cost you another cool hundo.
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| 0:00.0 | Rolling out of bed with one thing on my mind |
| 0:06.0 | Just about coffee, drinking time |
| 0:11.0 | I know it's stimulating |
| 0:14.0 | But raster I'm needing |
| 0:17.0 | Mom come to the rescue |
| 0:20.0 | Start the coffee brew |
| 0:23.0 | Just about coffee, drinking time |
| 0:25.0 | Just about coffee, drinking time |
| 0:28.0 | Can't wait to sip my coffee |
| 0:31.0 | Crave the jet few day late |
| 0:34.0 | T-B-T-L |
| 0:39.0 | What about your sweet potatoes and your sour cream and your... |
| 0:50.0 | Stucking then? |
| 0:52.0 | If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times |
| 0:56.0 | I love you |
| 0:59.0 | Sometimes you just gotta, you know, grit your teeth and look |
| 1:02.0 | Life right in the face and you say |
| 1:05.0 | Stop it, you know? |
| 1:07.0 | Please stop, please |
| 1:09.0 | Why are you doing this to me? |
| 1:11.0 | I haven't even done anything to use |
| 1:13.0 | Please stop |
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