#3272 Don't Krill The Messenger

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke learns that his facemask isn't just protecting him from the coronavirus, but also from shame and embarrassment. Plus, a town in Massachusetts is ALL-CAPS YELLING at residents to stop calling 911 about a fish.

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0:00.0	Hi, Kathy Mitchell here in the kitchen with a brand new exciting product called The Grittleman.
0:08.4	And I have a friend to help me introduce it to you from Channel 5 News, Dr. Steve
0:12.4	Brill.
0:13.4	Have you ever bought a penini at a restaurant?
0:16.6	What's a penini?
0:18.3	A penini's a sandwich.
0:19.3	What, and why did you call it a penini?
0:21.5	Well, penini's Italian, I think.
0:23.2	It means grilled in Italian.
0:24.9	What's Italian?
0:26.2	That's a country in Europe.
0:28.7	It looks like a boot, kind of shagot.
0:30.1	OK, count my boot.
0:31.1	Kind of.
0:31.7	Let's make you sandwich.
0:32.7	You want to hand me one of those spatulas over there?
0:35.3	How about some meat?
0:36.0	You like turkey?
0:37.1	Who are you calling turkey?
0:38.5	And then you can add whatever you like.
0:40.0	Your own little touches.
0:41.0	You like pickles or...
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