0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.4	Hi, Gigi. He's here. He's here. The prince has arrived.
0:42.1	My liege.
0:44.1	What do you want him? What do you want Zandi to do?
0:47.4	He would like you to please mail us lots of peanut butter.
0:52.2	Oh, okay.
0:54.6	Today.
0:56.4	I'll do that for, oh, shit.
0:57.2	Right now.
0:57.7	No.
1:00.1	Hello, everybody. Hi, everyone.
1:01.0	We're here for the podcast, Beech, Sandy Water, Too Wet.
1:04.7	It's a podcast where we read reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
1:08.9	We're siblings.
1:09.6	I'm Christine. I'm Zandi. Are you okay? Oh, I was stretching.
1:15.0	It looked like you really got injured for a moment. I was yawning and stretching at the same time.
1:19.5	Holy crap. Yeah. Anyway, hi, I'm Zandi. Okay, here's the thing. We are going to do an episode today.
1:27.0	I was behind on the calendar that I'm supposed to do for patrons every month. I apologize. So we're going to do a between you and us today, which is where we read reviews that have been submitted over the many years by our listeners. But beforehand, we were thinking, oh, well, we've been working on new content for Patreon. What should we do?
1:45.0	And we did this whole brainstorming session.
1:47.0	Chat GPT was no help.
1:49.0	And then we decided, oh, I know, why don't we watch an episode of Noddy, Nottie's Toyland?
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