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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3263 If The Shoe Discomfits

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2020

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Luke tests Andrew's likability with a list of "Ten Things Likable People Never Do." Oh, also the President has COVID.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Dr. Jeremy Jam. This is a very stressful time for all of us, and I'm

0:06.7

sure you're all thinking the same thing. How am I, Dr. Jeremy Jam, doing right

0:12.3

now? Well guess what? I'm doing great. Gave myself this pretty sweet quarantine

0:17.2

haircut. Totally nailed it. I'm also offering a brand new service. Home dental

0:23.2

delivery. You give me your credit card. I'll drop off at your house, a bunch of

0:27.3

needles, gauze pads, drills, and then we'll get on the computer. I'll walk you

0:32.6

through your root canal or whatever you got going on. Is it legal? Probably. Is

0:37.5

it safe? That's up to you.

0:40.3

T-T-T-B-T-L.

0:46.7

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on

0:54.7

Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. That is obviously what it's

1:01.9

clear that our view is we don't support that view. Stand corrected. This is

1:09.9

compelling radio. We had some Yahoo and a gyrocopter land right over there. The

1:15.1

director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you

1:19.0

rank amateurs. You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen and the if that you

1:22.9

heard was the thing that these people just said.

1:27.0

All right. Hello. Good morning. And welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.

1:34.2

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Why oh shit. What are y'all doing?

1:42.6

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You're still doing a pod card. Coming to you

1:47.3

from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center. Perched a top Alabama hill in

1:51.8

Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. Where it's a foggy, somewhat smoky morning.

2:01.2

Just another slow news day here in the Bay City. So anyways. Almost nothing going on.

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