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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

326: Reviews of Rivers

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

If you see Christine by the Charles River trying to sell you on eternal life... no you didn't.


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0:00.0

Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

0:05.2

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

0:10.2

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

0:15.5

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

0:22.1

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

0:26.5

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

0:31.7

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

0:38.2

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

0:41.3

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

0:44.0

than she ever planned.

0:45.8

She's in over her head and head over heels.

0:48.5

Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.

0:51.2

Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:54.0

Welcome to beach, too sandy,. Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:58.2

Welcome to beach, too sandy, water to wet.

1:06.3

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

1:31.0

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello, everybody.

1:31.7

Welcome to Beach, you, Sandy Water, To Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

1:36.4

I am your co-host, Christine X-Tina.

1:39.7

I'm in a state of identity crisis.

1:41.4

We'll figure out what my name is someday, but I'm the sister co-host.

1:45.1

Yeah. Hi, sister. You can call me Sister Christine. I am not. Oh, no. Sister Christine's mook.

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