The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Hello, one and all to those who reign from on high at the foot of the throne of eternity.

Greetings to all genderless seraphim.

I know we're a little slower to adapt up here in heaven, but I'm shocked that no one here has done this yet.

But we are proud to announce here this is the first podcast in heaven.

Please welcome to angels.

I'm your host, Valentini.

You can pronounce my name.

It's like if a martini was your Valentine.

And please welcome my two co-hosts, my two best buds.

We're three peas with six wings in a pot.

Please welcome Doriel and Rabbi Judas the angel.

Gentlemen, how are you guys doing here in this beautiful day in heaven?

Well, I'm getting a little self-conscious on the microphone here because I'm imagining how

humans are going to react to this. And they probably think Rabbi Judas the Angel is a weird

name. You know, I've been around in this game for a long time. Judas was my name before it was

the guy in the Bible's name because we've been doing this way

long than the Bible's been out there.

You've got to tell us this.

They had rabbis when I started out, but like rabbi was just an angel name back then too.

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