#3254 Below Deck Down Under S04E06 Part Two: Textual Desires
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
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This is part 2 of a 2-part recap
Alesia and Eddy’s texts are all the talk on Below Deck Down Under as Mike spends his every waking minute gossiping about them to any person, fish, or rock that will listen. Plus, the new guests want lunch, which somehow seems to paralyze Ben. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens. |
| 0:04.0 | Watch what happens when there's so much what crap is. |
| 0:08.0 | Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. |
| 0:24.9 | This is part two of a two-part recap. |
| 0:28.7 | If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. |
| 0:31.3 | Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. |
| 0:33.4 | Go back and listen to part one, okay? |
| 0:35.0 | It's before this one. |
| 0:36.8 | Bye, enjoy the show. |
| 0:40.3 | So then outside, Joao and Alicia are having, like, real couple talks. |
| 0:44.4 | Alicia goes, do you fart often? |
| 0:46.8 | And he's like, never in front of a lady, ever. |
| 0:51.6 | Do you ever get your ears checked? |
| 0:59.0 | So then in the crew mass, Elia is like, I don't know about this. I don't know where's my phone? |
| 1:02.0 | Let me, I'm sending rage text to Alicia right now. Stay away from my generic jackpot. |
| 1:06.0 | So on the bench, Alicia's like, have you ever post while past the other ones in the shower? Have you ever pooed? Have you ever pooed? She says. Have you ever pooed while the other ones in the shower? And he's like, no, never. Why would I do that? That's so romantic. Makes much more sense. I don't really found a romantic man out here. |
| 1:30.4 | I'm going to find out who our boyfriend is. |
| 1:32.2 | I'm sending this to her boyfriend tonight. |
| 1:33.8 | Get her social security number. |
| 1:34.5 | She's dead. |
| 1:35.5 | She's dead. |
| 1:39.9 | Pooing and bathing used to be my thing. |
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