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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke navigates a touchy situation with his former therapist while Andrew apologizes to a listener for claiming that she's not a real person. They also compare and contrast the new documentary The Vow with the 2012 romantic drama The Vow starring Rachel McAdams. 

Today's show is sponsored by Purple. Visit Purple.com/TBTL10 and use promo code TBTL10 for 10% off any order of $200 or more

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yo, what up, doggs? Paul Rudd here, actor and certified young person.

0:04.4

A few days ago, I was talking on the iPhone with my homie, Governor Cuomo,

0:07.7

and he's just going off about how us millennials need to wear masks.

0:11.1

Because, get this. Apparently, a lot of COVID is transmitted by us millennials.

0:15.8

No cap. So, Cuomo's asked me, he's like, Paul, you got to help. What are you? Like,

0:20.8

26? And I didn't correct him. So, fam, let's real talk.

0:25.4

Masks? They're totally beast. So, slide that into your DMs and twitch it.

0:33.4

Bad check. Yes, queens like ourselves. We want to go to bars, we want to drink, hook up,

0:38.7

do our TikToks. I get it. I'm not going to preach at you like some celebrity.

0:43.6

This is a combo where I talk and you shut up and wear your mask. Hello?

0:50.0

Oh, hi, Billy Eilish. What's that? You're wearing your mask?

0:55.1

Man, I want to stand you. Here's so my bay. Yo, listen, hype beasts. Masks protect you

1:02.0

and your dank squad. Because caring about other people is the new not caring about other people.

1:10.6

Now, that's thick. We got to eat this virus.

1:15.6

Oi, TVTL.

1:22.6

The faces may not look familiar, but the voices this zany radio team have developed a unique style

1:29.2

of prollyking on the airways. They've been acting like kids, so I'm going to treat them like kids.

1:34.0

Ooh, daddy's going to dish out some daddy discipline as a fellow daddy I prove. Stop saying

1:39.7

daddy, you've got to pop a pair. I actually kind of like that one. What do you say we go out and

1:44.0

get some carvel? I got the time if you got the diapers. All right, hello. Good morning and welcome

1:52.9

everybody to a Wednesday edition of TVTL. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

2:00.4

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming

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