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I don't feel good. I feel like I'm not doing enough to combat racism, sexism,

transphobia, ableism, and the climate crisis. I'm not doing enough. What can I do to feel better?

They're there. You know, the people who are making you feel that way,

the people who are criticizing you for not doing enough,

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They think they're so great. Yeah, they think they're great, but they're not.

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even though they aren't doing the thing that they're saying you aren't doing either.

They can't even do it.

I hate them more than I'm worried I'm not good enough, and that feels so cozy.

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Proud sponsor of today's episode of Seriously Wrong. Um, comfort blanket man, uh, no one's actually criticized me for my behavior.

Does that mean I shouldn't take the blanket?

Oh, no, no, that's completely fine.

You can just imagine someone criticizing you for your behavior, and then imagine that they're hypocritical.

Hmm.

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