325: Just A Chicken Floated By (w/ Roman Mars!)
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Why don't we have mouth roombas? Is the universe full of chickens? What scientific advances are happening? What was the first internet purchase? How do I convince my parents to let me check a bag? What is Twitter? What's the difference between a telescope and a camera? Are sea monkeys natural? Hank Green and Roman Mars have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John! |
| 0:06.7 | Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear Hank and Roman, I don't need to be first. |
| 0:10.2 | I'm just having to be here. |
| 0:11.7 | It's a podcast where two brothers and sometimes a brother and a guest answer your questions |
| 0:16.8 | give you to be a surprise and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:21.6 | Roman, I heard that once you were at a bar and you were ordering drinks and you just held |
| 0:26.8 | up two fingers and then the waiter brought you five drinks. |
| 0:31.7 | Do you know why? |
| 0:33.8 | Because I'm Roman Mars. |
| 0:35.6 | Because he thought you were using Roman numerals. |
| 0:37.6 | Does that look like a... |
| 0:40.6 | I love it. |
| 0:41.6 | It works, huh? |
| 0:43.6 | I'm sure that everyone always thinks you're using Roman numerals. |
| 0:48.1 | I didn't even think about the fact that your name was Roman Mars until I was writing |
| 0:51.2 | that joke. |
| 0:52.2 | I was like, wow, Roman Mars, what a name! |
| 0:55.3 | Wow, thank you. |
| 0:57.0 | I'm a big fan of Mars. |
| 0:58.9 | Is Mars a Roman God or is he Greek? |
| 1:02.9 | Mars is a Roman God. |
| 1:03.9 | I think Aries is the equivalent to Greek mythology. |
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