Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.

That's all I know how to do.

Great. Good to be here.

Welcome to Tuesdays with...

Stories.

Hit her in the face with a surfboard.

And then the duck fell out of his bag.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Surf's up.

And she didn't even flush.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mark Norman and Joe List.

Yeah!

This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.

Ah, that's terrible.

This is supposed to be cheesy.

Starting.

We're rolling, everybody.

We're rolling, and we got a colon, Powell. Yes. We did the colon chunk. Oh, yeah, we did a colon thing. We need another punctuation. I mean, a comma. Oh, coma, comma comma. Aha, comma chameleon. That's a fun one. Boy, should we tell the people what's going on right now? Well, I feel like you just, you got to let it out now. I like to break, I like to let down the wall, chop down the wall. Build it. Instead of building it, I want to take it down. Uh-huh. Rub out the border, you know. Oh, yeah. Well, we're all people. They're imaginary lines, Joe. I know. By the way, I don't really feel that way. don't tweet at me. I don't want people to be like, you fucking, we need, whatever. People always want to say what I think. Yes, they do do that. They do do. This guy hates this group. How do you know what I hate? Yeah, it's very strange. And you don't do that with food, you know? Yeah, I've gotten painted as a both both things. You're getting painted? And I'm not really the thing. That must be nice.

How about those people that? You don't do that with food, you know. Yeah, I've gotten painted as a both things.

You getting painted? And I'm not really the thing. That must be nice. How about those people that paint? I used to paint my face at like high school football games. Really? Oh, I was all school spirit. Black? My year, but black and red. Oh, so half black. You're Native American and Afro-American. Yeah, the redskins and the black face.

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