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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3239 The Soft Bigotry Of Sticky Fingers

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew continue the TBTL Summer Games and admit to some of their highest crimes and misdemeanors.

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0:00.0

Shall we play a game?

0:16.8

All right welcome to a Monday and welcome to another edition of the T.B.T.L. Summer Games

0:23.2

Luke Burbank here with my friend Andrew Walsh. How was your weekend, man? Oh man, what a weekend

0:29.5

you'd think that being in quarantine and everything that I would have a pretty low-key weekend. But

0:34.9

man so much to do. So many. Stop you. You flew to Wuhan to a water park to go a rap show.

0:42.8

I did. I did do all of that and then I did fly to Vegas to seek a kid rock performance.

0:48.5

Crowded. It's good. Crowded. Still can draw them after all these years.

0:53.2

They're using cell phone data now. I think ProPublica did some kind of FOIA requests and they got

1:00.0

like cell phone data from Vegas that's just demonstrating what an absolute crucible if you will

1:07.4

of vectoring is going on right now. It's just and I love bad ideas. It's just a terrible,

1:14.3

terrible idea. And the Wuhan thing too, I have to say I like you know the thing I'm talking about

1:19.2

right and now this will be you know a bit in the rearview mirror as this episode is airing but

1:25.6

these like this water park in Wuhan they reopened and had a rap show and it's it's not an

1:30.0

example of careless behavior. An example of how they've actually gotten the virus under. Oh no I

1:34.0

didn't know what you were talking. I thought you were just making stuff up. No it's a real thing that

1:38.2

happened and I'm so jealous I've never wanted to be at a water park. And it's like some guys actually

1:44.6

a woman is DJing some guys rapping. I don't know what he's saying but but and everyone's like all

1:51.4

excited. There's like thousands of people and it's just like I'm so jealous that that's a thing

1:55.7

that can happen. What did we're so we are recording this about a week and a half almost exactly a

2:01.4

week and a half before it airs what if America has solved the problem by then what if we get our

2:07.4

case numbers down to zero just disappear just like yeah what if the Trump administration just gets

2:12.1

their shit together and by the time this airs everybody's out socializing again masks. I'm at

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