#3237 Fountains Of Shame
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
It's Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games! Andrew digs up one of his favorite quizzes of all time to see if Luke can tell the difference between a football coach and a serial killer — with a little help from the Ultimate Halloween Playlist.
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| 0:00.0 | Shall we play a game? |
| 0:02.6 | Come on, honey, let's play a match game. |
| 0:14.6 | Rudy, do you want to play a summer game? |
| 0:18.4 | How would you describe the vibes? |
| 0:20.0 | Narrow Dick or Ellist? |
| 0:23.0 | Welcome to Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games as we are recording, by the way I'm Luke Burbank |
| 0:27.9 | and right over there is Andrew Walsh. |
| 0:29.8 | Hello, hello. |
| 0:33.0 | Because of the fact that we're recording a number of these shows in a row, because this |
| 0:38.3 | is the time of year where we like to take a little bit of time to ourselves but we record |
| 0:43.1 | shows in advance so you've always got new programming to hear you the TBTL listener. |
| 0:48.1 | I we are recording this at a time in the day that is within an hour and a half of Rudy's |
| 0:54.0 | dinner time, which might as well be within a second and a half of Rudy's dinner time. |
| 0:58.8 | And in between each episode, Andrew, when we say goodbye, she saunters in here from |
| 1:03.8 | the TV room with excitement in her eyes and then she sees me turn the microphone back |
| 1:09.2 | on and she's filled like many of the listeners and my parents with disappointment and then |
| 1:14.7 | she strolls back in the TV room for another 30 to 40 minutes. |
| 1:18.7 | Does her eagerness get amped up each time or ramped up each time she comes in? |
| 1:23.7 | Like the first time she's like, oh, it's dinner time. |
| 1:25.7 | The second time she's like, it better be dinner time now, Bucco, and then the third |
| 1:29.6 | time she's actually carrying a skillet she's going to bonk you in the head with. |
| 1:34.1 | She is a housewife and she is angry. |
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