#3233 What We Talk About When We Talk About Talkers Magazine
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew argue about a TBTL editorial decision, but all ends well when they discover a 2012 write-up about them in a radio trade publication. Plus, a break-in at a ninja museum reminds Luke why he wanted to be a ninja when he was a kid.
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Ralph's in-store radio network. |
| 0:04.0 | Thank you for tracking your dirty shoes all over our store and making it even dirtier. |
| 0:08.0 | Are you a movie buff? |
| 0:10.0 | Well, we've got a blu-ray of Daddy's home, too, that we're selling for $35 for some reason. |
| 0:15.0 | Daddy's home, too. |
| 0:17.0 | The only piece of physical media that all grocery stores have. |
| 0:20.0 | This is... |
| 0:25.0 | Uncle's Day is right around the corner, so come on down to Ralph's. |
| 0:28.0 | You don't want to be the only one at the Uncle's Day party without Uncle's Day sauce. |
| 0:31.0 | Be sure to check out our dirty, clear-and-spirer-to-herifying bathrooms. |
| 0:35.0 | The only thing we sell back there is expired Bloody Mary Mix and some pregnancy tests that have the character bear a norm in on the box. |
| 0:41.0 | Please stop putting baby teeth in the Quinn Star Machine. |
| 0:43.0 | There's an urban legend going around that you can trick the Quinn Star Machine into giving you money by putting baby teeth in it, |
| 0:49.0 | because pennies are the same exact size as baby teeth. |
| 0:51.0 | That is not true. |
| 0:53.0 | We hired a security guard to protect the Quinn Star Machine and we've given him a gun. |
| 0:57.0 | If he thinks you put baby teeth in the Quinn Star Machine, he will not think for a second before shooting you. |
| 1:02.0 | Also, he refuses to wear glasses because he thinks they make him look weak. |
| 1:12.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 1:14.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 1:16.0 | It's Friday. Friday. |
| 1:18.0 | Gotta get down on Friday. |
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