#3231 Calamari Got Sunshine

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew have a LOT of opinions on pickles! Also, scientists shoot a laser at the moon to prove that it's moving away from the earth. Come on, Moon! And a state rep from Rhode Island uses the Democratic Convention to brag about the state's calamari.

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0:00.0	I read poetry and sonnets, and he plays the upright bass.
0:05.0	Yamikipi-ebo, set a ray for cable, wind on Latin equals,
0:10.0	UJ, summer's array!
0:18.0	Well, he bit all the heat dogs and winked at all the she dogs.
0:22.0	The town refused such a hollow balloon as that little dog raised till the end of that day.
0:29.0	We just have a good rhythm together, you know.
0:31.0	He sort of feels me out, I feel him out, and we go for it.
0:42.0	You're hungry, you're confused, your face is streaked with dry tears.
0:47.0	You don't even remember when you started crying?
0:50.0	In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft.
0:53.0	Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus passwords from my email?
0:57.0	I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal!
1:00.0	The crash into me, crash into me!
1:03.0	Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations, this plan is off to a great start.
1:10.0	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TBTL,
1:15.0	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:18.0	Just study it out, and you'll see.
1:20.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.
1:22.0	Mr. Unlimited.
1:24.0	Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,
1:28.0	Perchettop, Alabama Hill, and Bellingham,
1:30.0	Washington, the Bay City, shaping up to be another.
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