323: Wet D-Shirt Contest (Bonnie Blue)
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
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0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight
9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone
22:04 Having kids, Lost and found
31:31 Waiters in training
45:00 Michael’s numb fingers
55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
1:01:00 20 year old Trevor
1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses
1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food
1:28:03 Movie trailers
1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I hate ads. |
| 0:01.5 | Me too. |
| 0:02.0 | I hate ads. |
| 0:02.8 | I listen to the very podcast that everybody listens to. |
| 0:05.2 | Every Wednesday it comes out. |
| 0:06.1 | I listen to it on Spotify. |
| 0:07.4 | And I go, another ad. |
| 0:08.9 | One more? |
| 0:09.7 | But you know what? |
| 0:10.5 | What? |
| 0:11.8 | Let me tell you something. |
| 0:12.6 | Give it to me. |
| 0:13.0 | We upload Wednesdays. |
| 0:14.4 | Today's episode right now. |
| 0:15.4 | We uploaded this to Patreon with no ads. |
| 0:17.9 | Zero ads. Zero ads. And not only that, you get the Friday episode free. |
| 0:23.2 | So you get two episodes a week, both no ads. |
| 0:25.7 | Both no ads. |
| 0:26.4 | And how much is it? |
| 0:27.5 | It's got to be $2,000. |
| 0:29.3 | Man. |
| 0:29.8 | What? |
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