323: Wet D-Shirt Contest (Bonnie Blue)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month!
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight
9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone
22:04 Having kids, Lost and found
31:31 Waiters in training
45:00 Michael’s numb fingers
55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
1:01:00 20 year old Trevor
1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses
1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food
1:28:03 Movie trailers
1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I hate ads.
0:01.5	Me too.
0:02.0	I hate ads.
0:02.8	I listen to the very podcast that everybody listens to.
0:05.2	Every Wednesday it comes out.
0:06.1	I listen to it on Spotify.
0:07.4	And I go, another ad.
0:08.9	One more?
0:09.7	But you know what?
0:10.5	What?
0:11.8	Let me tell you something.
0:12.6	Give it to me.
0:13.0	We upload Wednesdays.
0:14.4	Today's episode right now.
0:15.4	We uploaded this to Patreon with no ads.
0:17.9	Zero ads. Zero ads. And not only that, you get the Friday episode free.
0:23.2	So you get two episodes a week, both no ads.
0:25.7	Both no ads.
0:26.4	And how much is it?
0:27.5	It's got to be $2,000.
0:29.3	Man.
0:29.8	What?
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