#3229 Paint Your Lawn Spot?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew offer an appreciation of the NPR commentators of old (Bailey White, we're looking at you!) Plus, yesterday was the hottest day on record. Ever. At least in a place called "Furnace Creek, Death Valley."

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0:00.5	Yes, I'm looking for a French baguette.
0:03.8	We don't do French baguettes.
0:05.1	We do hoagies.
0:06.0	Do you want a hoagie bread?
0:07.1	Ah.
0:08.1	Six-inch or foot long.
0:09.8	Which one is longer?
0:11.2	Well, the six inches like this,
0:13.0	and the foot long is like...
0:14.8	Oh, yeah, double in size, that makes sense.
0:16.3	And then we have our six-foot party hoagie.
0:18.8	Oh, okay.
0:20.4	Can I get two feet of that, please?
0:22.4	Two feet?
0:23.9	Yeah, two feet of the party hoagie, please.
0:26.6	You have to get all six feet, sir.
0:28.7	Well, maybe you just give me two feet of it,
0:30.5	and you can have the rest of the four feet.
0:31.8	I'm not allowed to take gifts from clients,
0:34.7	and I already have two strikes.
0:36.8	T-B-T-E-M!
0:42.0	I was just fixing to get me some rub.
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