I love my job. Oh my God. I want to do it forever. Especially because this is a kind of job that I've gotten better at every hour.

And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet. You need to be quick and you need to sort of, uh,

I don't even know what the word is.

T-B-T-L!

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This person has something amazing, you know, maybe or not.

You see, yeah.

You know, it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment, but there's something great about that person.

It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

You know what I care about, artistry, and you, and my kids, and polar bear couches.

You're a messy little person, ain't you?

Look, man, you know your stuff, but you look like a crazy volcano. You don't just show me you can bring it down a notch.

I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L.

Gotta have that root beer!

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

It's a tough, but rewarding job.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay city where it is shaping up to just be a beautiful August Thursday.

Some wonderful and far too short-lived.

Is that what we decided?

Lived versus lived?

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