#3222 Sex, Lies and Water Bottles
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2020
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is about to betray one of his favorite personal possessions, but he doesn't want to hurt its feelings. Or does he? Plus, writer Drew Magary's attempts to improve his own scrawled handwriting inspires Luke to do the same.
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, would you like to enter our rival? |
| 0:03.0 | When dinner with a real astronaut? |
| 0:05.0 | Okay, I'm at space. |
| 0:07.0 | Ever since I was a child, |
| 0:09.0 | I was always fascinated. |
| 0:11.0 | My major Tony Nelson's failed space flight |
| 0:13.0 | has capsule crash landing on a desert island |
| 0:16.0 | knocking over a genie ball |
| 0:17.0 | or a leasing barber eaten. |
| 0:19.0 | Thank you, NASA. |
| 0:20.0 | She was in slave. |
| 0:22.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:25.0 | I can't hear you. |
| 0:32.0 | That's not true, of course. |
| 0:33.0 | But cheer louder. |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:35.0 | Look, I get it. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm not always fun to be around. |
| 0:39.0 | I can be loud and abrasive. |
| 0:41.0 | My breath. |
| 0:43.0 | The doctors say I have incurable stinktons. |
| 0:46.0 | So tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time. |
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