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Hello Dysfunction

322: Those Are Garfield's Words

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Happy 7 years, Columbus Day my *ss, sunglasses at the gym and no more jean jackets? White dog poop, nostalgic snacks, some new bills and separate beds. 

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0:00.0

Hello, hello to

0:13.0

Hello to Hello to I can turn it. Hello.

0:22.4

Welcome.

0:23.6

Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 32.

0:28.4

You know I forgot to do something last episode.

0:31.2

What?

0:32.3

I've only made plans to hold your little hand.

0:37.0

It's our anniversary. Oh, oh yeah I didn't know I didn't I forgot here we are I didn't know I didn't know I made a joke about an anniversary because I asked for one of them protein bars and you were like here's your anniversary something and i i like paused and i thought

0:55.7

like i started to think about when it was and then i just was like moved on i didn't really like

1:01.9

and i completely think about it too much i wasn't even talking about our real anniversary my brain

1:08.0

was just making a stupid joke but But subconsciously, it was like, hey,

1:13.6

yeah, seven years. Like, hey, you guys, seven years is ridiculous. Yeah, here we are. Seven years

1:21.6

strong. That's something to be pretty proud of.

1:28.3

Yeah.

1:29.2

For sure.

1:29.7

Yeah, I think so.

1:31.2

In the podcast game, staying consistent and just sticking to it, even when it feels like

1:42.3

your momentum ain't its best is like the reason like that's the biggest obstacle

1:49.3

I feel like that's why a lot of people start shows I know so many fucking people that

1:54.6

have started shows and they don't stick with it like Like you have to really commit.

2:04.4

And it's not really like a side thing.

2:05.2

No.

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