323: I Don't Got The Spirit

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 125 minutes

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The universe said Pat’s been too happy, people have been mean to Crystal, Blueface is possibly Pat’s soulmate and Peez dances to her own drum. Don’t knock b*tches at the gym, get your merch while you can, protect your neighbors and you can’t pray away mental illness.

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0:00.0	Welcome. You smell good.
0:11.0	Welcome. You smell good. Do I?
0:24.8	Thank you.
0:26.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 323.
0:30.5	Moving right along.
0:32.8	I'm Potterfria.
0:34.0	I'm Crystal.
0:35.0	I feel like we ain't recorded in so long.
0:37.7	I don't know why.
0:38.5	I think because I have so much shit to talk about.
0:42.3	So much shit to talk about.
0:44.0	Wait till I tell you what the fuck happened last night.
0:47.5	Wait till I tell you.
0:49.2	Wait.
0:50.4	Wait.
0:51.0	Bad or good?
0:53.0	Awkward?
1:01.3	Yeah. Yeah. Good times. Okay. wait bad or good uh awkward yeah yeah good times oh can we lead with this i guess yeah because i've been holding off but am i got awkward please so yesterday my favorite ex was in town
1:09.5	we're really close okay um he was in town so like i've had a lot of
1:14.6	shit going on like i had to take my godmother to get a colonoscopy the other day um my cousin's father
1:21.5	is like in hospice out of nowhere i've been kind of communicating and been on standby to possibly go over there.
1:29.5	Then he was in town and I was trying to think like, you know, can I make time to see him?
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