321: He Had Pony Tails

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Teach your kids to keep their hands to themselves, Crystal had an awkward encounter, Peez taught herself piano and Happy Birthday Kandi! We miss churro cheesecake, don’t scam people with photoshop, October is Domestic Violence Awareness month and we’re making ourselves impatient.

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 321.
0:25.4	21's my number.
0:27.1	We're still here.
0:28.8	We are trucking.
0:30.5	Right.
0:32.4	Trucking?
0:33.9	Uh, how's your day?
0:36.4	It was going good.
0:37.9	Until I ruined it.
0:38.9	Lord Jesus, somebody done bullied the wrong kid, the wrong fucking kid.
0:46.0	Somebody hurt my baby at school today.
0:48.8	And I'm furious.
0:50.7	So I already put it out there.
0:56.5	If I'm on the news tomorrow, just know that I was provoked. And I don't like how it was handled. Because if my baby gets hurt, like, I don't know
1:04.7	how much more clear I have to make it. Like, I want to be notified right then and there.
1:08.7	Fucking call me. Yeah. Don't wait until the end of the day.
1:12.0	To send me a message when school's already out and all that shit.
1:16.1	No, I want to know immediately.
1:18.0	I was already a little upset because a few days ago, she wore a skirt.
1:22.8	And when I went to pick her up, she had band-aids all over both knees.
1:28.3	And she said she fell and she cried.
1:31.7	And one of them was scraped up pretty good.
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