322: Melting Suppositories

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:02.2	It is a new year, a new light, and it's a year white people going to get their shit together.
0:09.3	Am I right, Chris?
0:11.3	He just got up and laughed.
0:15.0	He said, I'm tired of her cool.
0:17.3	He said, not this year, not this year.
0:24.9	I don't know if you can hear us or not.
0:28.0	But that was fantastic, Chris.
0:30.6	It was like right on time, too.
0:32.1	He said,
0:32.5	Wow.
0:32.9	Shit, let me get about it.
0:34.5	There's another episode with my good friend, Dionne Curry,
0:40.0	and my good friend Chris Spangeline, who disappeared, you know.
0:44.7	Don't come back now, nigger.
0:47.8	You had a perfect timing.
0:50.7	Little woman needed the entire lugnut.
0:53.3	She didn't know where the locking lug nut was.
0:55.9	So, you know.
0:57.2	Yeah.
0:58.0	Man stuff.
0:58.9	You left in the wrong.
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