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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

321: As Long As It's Curly

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to another episode of The Catdown, and I'm here with Chris Spangler and Dion

0:05.0

Curry. And this is the Christmas episode and the New Year episode. And we cannot wait to

0:12.3

see your faces out there. Please post all your gifts so my cousin can break in your houses.

0:23.5

And if you didn't get no gift,

0:25.4

we want to let y'all know that we got Dian Bootyhole

0:28.3

on a postcard because he said his booty hole need the son.

0:33.6

Right, Deion?

0:34.8

Something like that.

0:36.0

Yeah.

0:36.6

So we want you to be happy. guarantee you if you saw d'em

0:40.5

boothole it looked like only an aunt can fit in it it is hilarious

0:46.8

dion wipe his ass with a clean neck not even tissue just a clean necks a cut tip i'm sorry

0:53.2

dion wipe his ass with a Q-tip.

0:55.5

That's how small his dune-hole is.

0:57.2

When he clean his ear, he just twinked his booty hole to make sure it's clean too.

1:04.1

Okay.

1:05.2

I'm just saying.

1:07.4

I think that's a compliment, having the smallest but hold on.

1:10.4

How big you?

1:14.5

Nakia, how wide do your ass open?

1:19.6

This nigga don't fell asleep.

1:20.9

That sleep, that's a kid me that point.

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