322 - Flying First Class

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Brad went to Ohio and is obsessed with Tarzan. Jake got a massage and wants Rachel to become a professional volleyball player. Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 35% off site wide with promo code GRKC at https://cozyearth.com/ Check out Rhoback and use the code “GRKC20” on https://rhoback.com/ for 20% off your first order! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Brad I got a massage. Yeah you did. Rachel treated me a little something she's like,
0:04.0	hey when you're done with the special, you know, kind of relax a little bit. So I got a massage this Monday morning
0:10.3	and I really don't have much to take from it. It was a great massage nothing weird.
0:15.6	I very much specified light tissue.
0:18.8	Do not hurt me.
0:19.8	Yeah. I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't like getting hurt in my massage.
0:23.3	Yeah, I'm not trying to like work my muscles better.
0:27.0	Yeah, just make me feel good for an hour.
0:29.2	Yeah.
0:30.8	But so everything was normal.
0:32.4	It was like perfect every way, but one thing at the very beginning she had me felt my my intake form which seems kind of serious for the situation.
0:40.3	Yeah intake like I'm a patient form. Yeah, so it was like, you know, name, number, emergency contact.
0:47.0	I would love to see that scenario.
0:50.0	He's so comfortable.
0:52.0	Put him in a stretcher.
0:54.0	I've never seen him so relaxed.
0:55.0	He has no friction on here to get him off.
0:59.0	Oh, he's so oily.
1:00.0	He's so slippery.
1:02.0	I don't even think about that till just now.
1:04.0	Why don't I remember?
1:05.0	Clear!
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