321 - Laughing So Hard We Cry

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Jake is so hard not to answer a knocked door.
0:04.5	Is this like metaphorically like you know when opportunity knocks it's hard
0:08.8	to answer it prioritize your family.
0:11.5	Yeah man I mean Nate Park gets he just wants me to open for him. No.
0:15.0	Literally specifically at my own house but I just think in general it's it just feels
0:21.0	so unnatural for me I'll go into my room.
0:23.8	Henry's in there and I will shut the door and Rosie can't open the door yet and so she'll just come in
0:29.2	very politely just knock on it and it takes everything in me not to open it even though I just
0:34.4	was like I know she's about to jump on Henry this is not a good idea for her
0:37.8	to come in here just something psychologically that someone knocking at your door like well I
0:41.0	got alone like Hitler could be at my door and be like
0:45.7	I am here. Like well maybe maybe he's just needing some cinnamon. I'm not Jewish.
0:53.7	No, I'm fine, right?
0:54.9	I don't think he'd do anything to me.
0:56.4	I'm like brown brownish hair now,
0:58.2	but I was blonde as a kid.
0:59.3	As long as he doesn't find about the Asian hair.
1:01.4	Yeah.
1:02.0	It's a way of describing it. It's American hair. Yeah.
1:05.9	When you said that, you know, remind me of one of the only times they've ever had sleep paralysis.
1:10.5	Back in, I'd say 2015, I'm napping on the K-Life couch.
1:15.0	Audrey Chinock knocks on my front door.
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