0:00.0	Swole Normath.
0:08.6	The sun is shining.
0:10.8	The birds are chirping.
0:12.5	The bacon is sizzling.
0:14.8	Welcome to the daily swole.
0:29.2	Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testicles, testing, testicles.
0:35.9	Welcome everyone to episode 3218 of the Daily Mother Swole, the most muscular, Swolecast,
0:37.6	beer cast, broadcast, game cast, mancast, Pimpcast, sleeves, cast, and Slaycast in a realm, because when I flex, you flex, we all flex our biceps. What's going on, Beeses, booshes, busts, and you hoes, it's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode. In today's episode, the Beastcast is brought to is power to sponsored by Everston K2 flexing on all you be.
0:55.7	All right, fam, welcome to the land of the gains.
1:03.1	Hashtag land of the gains.
1:05.3	You know, it's the land, the home of the free, you know, the land of the brave, home of the
1:09.0	brave, all that shit.
1:10.2	It's America.
1:10.9	It's a land of the fucking gains, the land of the swolecast.
1:13.4	Welcome to the show, 3218.
1:15.2	Thanks for being here.
1:16.4	Hashtag land of the gains in the comments down below for a chance to win today's
1:20.3	swole card.
1:20.7	And today, I am rocking the brand new Jim City 2000.
1:25.9	Oh, that's fantastic.
1:27.1	Jim City 2000 shirt.
1:28.9	The ultimate gym simulator.
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