#3216 Keeping Up With The Jonesies
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Steve "The StuBot" Neuman joins the show to discuss the MN State Fair's plans to hold a "drive-through" event and the unfortunate face-mask politics of Yakov Smirnoff.
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| 0:00.0 | You're thinking, okay, now that I'm old and boring, will life be as fun and the answer is? |
| 0:05.4 | Likely no. |
| 0:06.9 | But the good news is you can live through your fun friend, |
| 0:10.4 | Bax, and you can follow me on my insta or my fenced-of, I let you. |
| 0:13.5 | It's a lot of secret pictures of me doing all of the drugs. |
| 0:16.1 | Anyway, I gotta go to a pop-up candy museum, then a hook-a-bar, and then a party inside a photo booth. |
| 0:20.0 | So, gotta dip! Oh, I'm sorry, dip means bounce, which means peace out, which means leave. |
| 0:30.4 | How's it all going? |
| 0:32.1 | You asking me about my podcast? |
| 0:34.3 | Yes, still trying to figure it out. |
| 0:39.0 | Stop laughing, it will scarim for life. |
| 0:41.2 | Slow down when you're talking. Don't make it an interview. Talk to me like you're personal. |
| 0:46.5 | I'm somebody now! Many of the people look at this book every day! |
| 0:50.9 | This is the kind of spontaneous publicity! Your name and print that makes people! |
| 0:56.9 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Wednesday morning edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:06.8 | Just study it out and you'll see. |
| 1:08.8 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:13.6 | Who is it? |
| 1:15.1 | I am your host coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, |
| 1:19.5 | Perch to Top, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
| 1:26.4 | Right? As it was my time to start the talking here on the show, I caught, |
| 1:34.7 | remember back during the T-B-T-Lathon, the first week of June? |
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