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#3214 Southern Charm S11E11 Part Two: Born For Corn

Watch What Crappens

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4.816.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!



Madison gives birth to a stalk of corn on Southern Charm and the man babies continue to fight over deserves to cry hardest at Itchy Grass Farm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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0:00.0

Hi, crap, crap, watch what happens when there's so much than crap is.

0:07.0

Hi everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If happens when there's so much that happens.

0:21.7

Hi, everyone.

0:22.6

Welcome back.

0:24.6

This is part two of a two-part recap.

0:26.3

If you're wondering where part one was,

0:28.6

we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe.

0:30.5

So that way you always get your episodes.

0:33.2

But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

0:37.0

So now Austin and Shep are talking.

0:38.9

Shep's going to have his big talking to.

0:43.4

And Shep's like, wow, well, Birkenstocks, huh?

0:45.8

Taking stock with Birkenstock.

0:47.2

Oh, gosh.

0:53.5

God, I love some good old hippie shoe jokes to kind of warm us up here before we get into my very serious discussion. And that was a direct quote. He really does say, um, he does say, is that about the stocks. Birkenstocks. Takenstock. Um, so, and by the way, if anyone decides to become a super premium sponsor whose last name is Birkenstock, you know that's going to be your nickname. Taking stock with Birkenstock.

1:28.0

All right. What's up? What's up? What do you want to talk about? I wanted to talk to because, you know, your indecisiveness, what you admit? And we laugh about. And he's like, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I got kittens. I got tattoos. So I don't know what you're talking about Because those are not indecisive things

1:29.9

Do I need to get a kitten tattooed? I mean, come on. He has a point. One of the most decisive, authoritative things you could do is to adopt a kitten. It's like, no. Is this a little man who waffles? Which you can leave for days at a time, by the way, with just some food and some kitty litter.

1:47.5

It's like, no. Is this a little man who waffles? Which you can leave for days at a time, by the way, with just some food and some kitty litter.

1:48.0

It's like, it's like getting a goldfish and being like, I'm showing decisiveness.

1:52.8

How dare you go?

1:54.3

I'm so decisive.

1:55.7

I decided to get kittens and use them to get a good edit this season.

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