#3211 Sectional Healing

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Mary "The TBTL Virgin" checks in from Arizona, where she is writing poems about bras and still not listening to TBTL. Plus, Listener Tracy tries to help Luke and Andrew memorize the state capitals with a song.

Tour The States Song (from Marbles The Brain Store)

Transcript

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0:00.0	I like it when I go traveling. I like to have a cell phone because it's really important to have a cell phone, especially when you're going to pretend like you're a business person.
0:07.0	And I'm a business person too. I'm a business person. I have pens.
0:14.0	I have a checkbook, okay?
0:16.0	And what's it I like to do?
0:18.0	I like to go, like, can they have a conference in the hotel? I like to go down a mingle.
0:21.0	My cell phone pretend like I'm there for the...
0:24.0	Yeah! Uh-huh! Yeah!
0:27.0	Can you believe that they let me out on bail?
0:29.0	Yeah. They have manslaughter. Can you believe that?
0:33.0	No, I did it, no I did it. Anyways.
0:36.0	Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, I need 900 billion. No jellyant.
0:42.0	T-B-T-L!
0:48.0	They said you were bland.
0:49.0	And Dal...And Chubby...?
0:51.0	We're pregnant. We're pregnant.
0:54.0	We're pregnant. We're pregnant.
0:55.0	They said you were jowly.
0:56.0	That's not a word.
0:57.0	I keep hearing you say when you do the SNORTS LASP which you got to stop doing the SNORTS
1:02.8	and I don't want you to stop doing the SNORTS LASP.
1:04.9	I love this SNORTS LASP.
1:06.5	It's relax.
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