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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

321: We Got Invited by Nasa To Visit The Moon!

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

That was weird. I went to press record and it said no card in camera, but there was a card in my

0:04.1

camera. So I took it out and I put the card back in and it still said no card in camera.

0:08.2

Wait. Now it's good. Are you sure? We're good though? I had to put a new card in.

0:12.9

Don't scary. Don't scare Zane like that. Yeah. That just threw him into a fuck. There's no

0:19.4

worse nightmare than an episode that's gone. Oh, boy. But we're good now. Everything's rolling. Good, good. Yes, sir. How you doing? I just woke up 15 minutes ago. It's an early episode for us. It is. It is. It is. It's also really a rainy morning, too. It's quite bleak.

0:37.8

You're quite bleak. Mood bleak.

0:43.8

No, it's raining. Like, all the, like, Danielle's dresser came in, like, last, or yesterday.

0:51.2

And I can't, I can't grab it. I can't bring it in myself because my leg is still

0:54.7

I need one more person bringing in but it got drenched soggy oh no wrenched but like that

1:02.0

that that that that layer does not cover it will not like protect a wood piece right depending

1:08.0

on the dresser sometimes it could be like wrapped in plastic as well.

1:11.8

There should be, yeah, another thing.

1:14.1

That has be another thing under it, yeah.

1:16.1

Depends, where did you get it from?

1:17.8

Probably somewhere where they don't double package it.

1:21.1

Oh, maybe.

1:21.9

I don't know.

1:22.5

It ain't no restoration hardware, you know.

1:25.9

Yeah, so I'm hoping that that's not ruined right now.

1:30.0

I saw a car spun the wrong way on the highway this morning.

1:32.9

Oh, yeah.

1:34.3

Yeah.

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