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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

320: The Biggest Cheaters We Know

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0

You know what tastes good that's zero sugar and uncaffeinated?

0:04.0

What?

0:05.0

Zero sugar doctor or root beer.

0:07.0

Like I- Oh, I've never had zero-sugar root beer.

0:09.5

And I haven't had root beer in a long time.

0:12.0

So when I'm tasting it, it just tastes like root beer to me.

0:15.0

It doesn't taste like sugar-free root beer.

0:18.0

Oh, I am so, I drink so much, I, I've drinking so much diet now where, like, I can never have a normal soda again. When I have a normal soda, I can taste it. I'm just like, ooh, this is way too much. So you prefer, like, the diet taste of like, I love the diet. Oh, that's like the supermodel in me, huh? Just like, I love diet shit. Mm-mm-mm. I like the taste of stevia and truvia and like that fake

0:40.9

sugar. Mm-hmm. Ooh, gets you going. It gets me going. Like whenever I drink like a, whenever I drink a

0:46.4

seltzer, I could taste like, like happy hour. I could taste the stevia in it. And that's why I liked it.

0:52.5

A lot of people don't like like i remember

0:54.4

we're at a portola festival this is when a happy hour was like out and about happy hour was in

1:00.4

the festival people were people were drinking it everywhere um somebody came up somebody said that they

1:05.5

didn't like it because they don't like this taste of stevia i was like i don't know you can

1:09.3

not like the taste of that i think

1:11.6

some people have a tongue for it they can really suss it out interesting like i like those um

1:17.0

are they called not truvia what's the soda that sounds like stevia oh uh uh david always has

1:24.9

stevia stevia stevia stevia sevia it's like Sevia or Sevia

1:28.5

Yeah yeah

1:29.5

I like those sodas

1:30.8

Like those taste good to me

1:32.1

Oh yeah and those are like

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