And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.

A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with T, shame on me.

Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved.

T-B-T-L!

Well, well, here we are.

I want to congratulate you for being on time.

I'm not handling this well. I don't feel competent. I'm depressed.

I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this, why anyone would do this.

The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.

Laughter, a sure sign of a good time.

And now I'm going to fill this silence with the words I'm saying right now.

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Why now? What are they doing?

And how can you steer clear of it all?

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I say, I say, what's up, though?

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top Alabama Hill.

In Bellingham, Washington, the base city, it is July 20th.

And we are officially entering Northwest Summer Y'all.

Here we go!

It is just sunshine and clear skies for the foreseeable future, which of course means extremely warm temperatures here in the Broadcast Center.

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