#3200 Below Deck Down Under S04E01 Part 2: Joseph Smith Down Under
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🗓️ 3 February 2026
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This is part 2 of a two-part recap!
Below Deck Down Under returns with a new crew and a boat full of unhinged Housewives. The glasses are flying, the tears are flowing, and the screams are screaming. Hold on to your nipple covers, it’s going to be a season to remember. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, watch what happens. |
| 0:05.0 | What happens? |
| 0:06.0 | What much what crap is a podcast about allppins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. |
| 0:25.8 | This is part two of the recap. |
| 0:27.3 | If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. |
| 0:29.7 | It's right there. |
| 0:30.7 | And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. |
| 0:33.7 | So now Jason calls for the preference sheet meeting. Trotto won the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And we hear the choir music. |
| 0:49.4 | And then it comes to everybody looking terrified of the Real Housewives. Yeah. Jason's like, well, we've got Heather Gay and Whitney Rose and Meredith Marks and the whole cast. You know, I met Heather in Sydney once we shook hands. And then she went and told everyone in the room that we just had sex. So I don't understand what that's all about, but just be prepared. She's doing that on this charter, actually. I met Heather and Sydney once. I had to meet me at an Outback Steakhouse. I ended up leaving her there. So this is going to be awkward. You know, they're used to ultra-quality, ultra-rich, luxury, high standard. Just please put a stained mattress ingay's bed. That's what she's requested. |
| 1:28.6 | They've been on yachts before. They've traveled the world. Blah, blah, blah. They're going to come |
| 1:32.7 | from a place. They want good service, et cetera. Get ready to make some sliders. I know. Since when did |
| 1:39.1 | the real housewives of Salt Lake City equate to ultra rich luxury high standard? I mean, |
| 1:43.8 | the show takes place in a parking lot with dirty snow. |
| 1:46.9 | There was a season where they were walking down the street in front of like a marshals in the opening. |
| 1:51.9 | I mean, everything takes place in like discount stores. |
| 1:57.0 | Yeah, that's the lowest rent one. |
| 1:58.8 | He's like, they've requested that we pull the boat over to a freeway shoulder so they can shoot a climactic scene. |
| 2:09.8 | So they're all like, oh my God, housewives, this is going to suck. |
| 2:14.0 | And this is like, the housewife's notorious for being over the top. |
| 2:17.3 | They argue, they expect nice things. And she's like, the housewife's notorious for being over the top. They argue. They expect nice things. |
| 2:19.8 | And she's like, somebody's going to storm off. |
| 2:21.8 | Somebody's going to cry. Somebody's going to throw a drink. |
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