I got a story to tell every word of it true, except for the parts I made up for you, just some history that has been reworded into a mystery called the way I heard it.

Thank you, Chuck, for singing the tenor on that. I think you made it better.

Oh, thank you. I really appreciate that. It was very,

very high. I do hope these, all this unauthorized singing isn't ruffling any feathers. We do it

because it makes us laugh. And as my granddad used to say, if you're not laughing, Michael,

the joke is on you. This is episode number 320 of the way I heard it.

It's called Braving the Elements.

It's one of those brief, truish mysteries for the curious mind with a short attention span.

Chuck, I know this pleases you.

Am I still correct?

Yes, it pleases me very much.

I love the fact that you're writing these stories again and that we're able to put up as many as we're. This is the second one in this month, which is pretty, pretty amazing. Okay? If I don't say so myself, it's pretty good. Excellent. Best story ever. No story. The greatest story of all time. Greatest.

Greatest.

Oh, good.

Well, look, they're still fun to write, although I don't have the time that I used to have,

so I don't want to get too far ahead of myself.

But my promise to you, gentle listeners,

is to get at least one of these up a month through this year.

And then we'll just kind of see how it goes.

This one is called braving the elements.

And there's really not much to say because it's a mystery.

What's the point in teasing a mystery, Chuck?

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