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320: Copyrighted Music for Gas Clouds

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

WHOA THERE GIRLY GIRL, where do you think you're going dressed like that? To the 19th Century salon to listen to discourse from the most active minds of our time? Well yes, I did forget that this podcast description is a period piece. Anyway, who will be in attendance, and what will the be discussing? - Matt's depressed, but it's OK because he got some drugs that make his bits stop working. - Joe's accidentally stolen music and makes amends while still peddling a get-rich-quick scheme. - Log tells the beautiful, international tale of a gas cloud en route to his lady-love. - Steve and Gav couldn't be arsed.

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0:00.0

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0:03.8

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0:07.4

so joe you were just telling me before we recorded that you are your school some people

0:11.5

hung a goose yeah notoriously difficult things to hang with their long slender necks that

0:18.2

taper off towards the end it's really hard to align straight you know it's wallpaper. They've got so much neck. There's so much neck, but also they could just slip the noose. Unless you put a weight dangling from their beak, a counterweight, the size and point of their own body. Goose fat is incredibly slippery and presumably they're covered in it. They can just... That's where my fat goes. Yeah. They could, I'll vomit, that goose fat right into you.

0:38.6

Though that goose was dead, and it seemed like a good idea to a few people in my school, not me, to hang it.

0:46.5

Jesus.

0:47.0

But to give you the sort of, to give you a succinct notion of what a posh school like my school was.

0:54.1

When you say you've hanged a goose, I feel I do need a succinct notion.

0:58.2

They weren't directly in trouble for hanging the goose while it was dead.

1:04.7

They were in trouble because they did it in public view.

1:08.8

They hanged it from the school's holy tree.

1:11.0

They did it from the bottom of what was known as the orchard.

1:15.8

Orchid.

1:17.2

Right next to the amphitheater.

1:20.9

What's Christ?

1:21.7

What?

1:23.0

When kids had fights at my school, they had fights in the amphitheater.

1:26.7

Your school had an amphitheater?

1:28.0

I suppose you spend your first time filling in a map with all these zones.

1:32.3

Yeah, that's part of, you don't have classes.

1:34.5

You have to cartograph your way to them.

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