319: Kojima's Space Song feat. Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

We've got a bit of a Frankenstein podcast this week as Joe n Gav send in bits of a podcast to add on to Steve and Log lovely chat. LEGAL NECESSITY: Joe's songs were constructed from the beautiful bones of "Reunited" and "Nowhere Land" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com).

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features
0:04.0	A regular regular features
0:06.0	A regular features
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to regular features
0:11.0	The podcast that is the same unyieldingly
0:14.0	Unflinchingly unapodiletically
0:16.0	You can't speak
0:18.0	I refuse to speak I can I won't
0:20.0	Unapologetically this week This week like all weeks, we've been abandoned by our friends who have been... What are they up to? Matt just said, don't care. Sort yourselves out, lads. I'm off. Gav, same bit in Welsh. It's just me and you, so we're going to have to make do with that. And so are the readers. Yeah. How are you, Log? Oh, sorry, I thought... We gave you a couple of seconds there to turn off your podcast in disgust. So if you're still there, thanks for hanging around. I'm great, Steve. Thanks very much. I've been keeping a food diary and losing weight for it
0:55.1	because the one thing you can't do when you're keeping a food diary
0:57.5	is lie to yourself around the amount of fucking food you eat.
1:01.6	It turns out that's what I was doing all the time.
1:03.8	Just eating a fucking sandwich and going, nope, never happened to the mirror.
1:09.4	I found the same when I started my,
1:12.1	the My Fitness pal calorie counting.
1:14.9	Yeah, yeah.
1:15.9	It forces you to realize how many calories
1:19.2	is in a cheese, just a single cheese.
1:22.5	One wheel of cheese.
1:23.6	One gigantic cartwheel.
1:26.5	Enough to last most men, a full day.
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