32. The Olympics

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.8 • 718 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0	Like she does things like male gymnasts can't even do.
0:03.7	She's so much more advanced than the other.
0:06.3	So you think male gymnasts are better than female gymnasts?
0:08.3	Is that what I'm hearing?
0:09.2	Well, no, but like, just create your own sport.
0:12.0	What's funny is you said that dress like a Republican mother in Texas.
0:18.0	Oh, welcome back to another episode of I Never like. It's as if we haven't done 172 of Oh. Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like.
0:21.9	It's as if we haven't done 172 of these.
0:24.4	Welcome back to another episode of I Never liked you with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:30.8	And today we're talking about the Olympics.
0:34.5	I just want you all to know.
0:36.0	I want you to know that I'm glad you dressed like
0:38.3	Paris Hilton circa 2003
0:40.3	to go to Starbucks with your chihuahua
0:42.8	No it's like mean girls
0:43.7	Also did the camera fall
0:44.9	Anyhow as I was saying
0:48.2	You are dressed like Paris Hilton
0:50.9	Remember that was like the look?
0:52.8	I look like Amy Poller's mom and mean girls.
0:56.0	I'm a cool mom.
0:57.1	Amy Polar is probably five foot two.
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