31. Superpowers

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.8 • 718 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another episode of I Never liked me with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:03.2	And today's topic came from our Patreon listener, Eric Wong, and we are talking about superpowers.
0:09.3	So, Nick- My superpowers, starting the clock on time.
0:14.4	Here's the thing. When I was a kid, I would have told you at any moment that I want the power to control the weather because storm
0:22.3	I mean Justin Martin Dill was talked about this and I was very gay I would run around with my cousin Brian he was Jubilee I was storm I would have a cape I'd someone's one but now thinking about as an adult obviously your brain understands life it would be very
0:36.4	daunting to be stormed because if people die in a monsoon
0:39.9	around the world, you could have stopped it.
0:42.5	Earthquake.
0:42.8	Most things...
0:43.8	Earthquakes are not her power.
0:45.8	Yeah, but she could cause an earthquake.
0:47.2	No, she can't.
0:47.9	From the weather, weather causes a lot of shit.
0:50.0	Weather doesn't cause earthquakes or volcanoes.
0:52.0	That's like platonic...
0:53.7	Yeah, tectonic.
0:56.0	Plate. Tectonic plates.
0:58.0	Tectonic plates. Yes.
0:59.0	Tic-Toc denominus.
1:01.0	But it would still be fun to stand in a mountain and create storms.
1:06.0	Sure. That would be fun. But I think if people found out that you could control the weather, your life would be just over.
1:12.3	I mean, you would be flown around the world all the time to stop with it.
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