32: Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion (Questions & Answers)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Just so you know, Theophiloi, both of us have definitely read the Book of Exodus, as planned. Definitely. Especially me. Remember Pharaoh? And how about that Moses, huh? Anyway, this week, we're taking a break from scripture to answer your listener questions! Plus: the Renowned Jester of the Lord!

Topics of discussion: What surprised us about Bible, what we're worried about covering, further reading, disciples smooching and/or playing D&D, the Armor of God, cleric domains, Batman as the model of a sacred text, John son of James, planning our next trip to the bar, favorite books, "Thunder, Perfect Mind," the Noah No-Prize, saints we'd like to fight, Triclavianism.

Hymnal: "21 Questions" by 50 Cent feat. Nate Dogg

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Transcript

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0:00.0	And Jesus answered and said unto them,
0:02.1	I will also ask you one question and answer me,
0:05.7	and I will tell you by what authority I do these things.
0:09.1	The Gospel of Mark, chapter 11, verse 29.
0:12.3	Now would you leave me if your father, find out of what's talking.
0:15.4	Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
0:18.0	Are you mad because I'm asking you 21 questions?
0:20.5	Are you my soulmate? If so, girl, you're a blessing. Are you mad because I'm asking you 21 questions? Are you my soul made?
0:21.4	If so, girl, you're a blessing.
0:23.2	Do you trust me enough?
0:24.7	It's telling me your dreams.
0:25.6	I'm staring at you trying to figure how you got.
0:27.4	Hello, friends and neighbors.
0:28.2	And welcome to Apocry Pals.
0:29.5	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible.
0:31.8	And we try not to be jerks about it. we are your humble sons of thunder. My name is Chris Sims. With me as always, Benito Serino. Benito,
0:39.7	how are you today? Uh, pretty good, Chris. Pretty good. How are you doing today, man? Sleepy?
0:45.1	Very sleepy. Very sleepy. Yeah. I, uh, I missed. I forgot to take my meds yesterday. And apparently, if you miss a day, you just sleep for 10 hours.
0:57.0	And then you wake up all tired and sleepy.
0:59.6	That sounds bad.
1:02.1	It's not my favorite thing that has happened to me.
1:05.9	Yeah, sure.
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