31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Greetings, Theophiloi, from your ever-punctual Sons of Thunder! We're back this week to answer the question of whether we can talk for an hour about exactly four pages (and 47 verses) of Bible. It's the famous story of a guy who has to live inside a whale for three days and then gets dunked on by God because he's a real grumpy boy. Join us for Jonah, won't you?

Topics of discussion: Excuses excuses, New Year's but for trees, the official End of Christmas, a PG-13 review of the BibleGateway iPhone App, Ultra Boy (Jo Nah), Veggietales Apocrypha, @THERADR, the Orb (from Ghost Rider), St. Augustine (the famous one), whale kisses, a very scary ding-dang, Benito's Weird Language Tangent Corner, Jonah's increasingly improbable homes.

Hymnal: "My Name is Jonas" by Weezer

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The sailors were afraid, and each cried out to his god.
0:03.5	They threw the ship's cargo into the sea to lighten the load.
0:06.7	Meanwhile, Jonah had gone down to the lowest part of the vessel, and had stretched out and fallen into a deep sleep.
0:12.0	The Book of Jonah, chapter one, verse five.
0:20.6	My name is Jonas. Hello,
0:23.6	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocryan the wheel.
0:29.6	Thanks for all your show nights.
0:33.6	This is how we feel.
0:40.0	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypal's.
0:43.8	It's the show where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:45.3	My name is Chris Sims.
0:53.4	With me, as always, my partner in podcasting, the other set of footprints, the other half of the Sons of Thunder.
0:54.7	Benito Serino.
1:02.1	Benito, happy second week of January, which it definitely is right now.
1:03.1	It definitely is that. Happy continued non-break in the podcasting schedule.
1:10.6	It's been very good.
1:12.0	Uh-huh.
1:12.8	Yeah.
1:13.4	Should it stay on schedule?
1:14.9	Folks, if you're not listening to this as it comes out, we had a bit of a gap in episodes.
1:21.8	Yeah.
1:22.6	Do we want to talk about that now, like right here up at the top?
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