32- Cat Fishing & Confetti Cumshots

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Do you know the 3 ways a guy orgasms? Introducing the Confetti Cumshot, the Warning Shot, and the Follow the Leader Cumshot. Also in the episode- Picking up a girl at the gym is NEVER okay, but if you must, we are telling you how to do it successfully ft. the water fountain aka watering hole. The girls have had it with the modern day catfishing on instagram, it's now gone too far and they are calling celebs out on their bullshit. If you have your tagged photos feature turned off, you're an IMPOSTER. Last but not least, the girls are screwing over airlines again-getting you guys drunk for free and introduce a new mind game to play in the bedroom.. that truly makes girls O harder than they ever have before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. Hello everybody it's call her dad all of our little sex addicts what's up how you
0:20.3	doing out there it's the fathers the founding fathers.
0:23.3	It's Alex, it's Sophia back at it again.
0:25.9	Charlemagne, Charlene.
0:28.0	Charlemagne, Charlemagne, Charlemagne, Charlemagne, Charlemagne,
0:31.6	guys we are back in the studio. It's another fucking Wednesday.
0:33.5	But we're just gonna get it popping up in here. We may get naked. I don't know.
0:37.0	I don't know.
0:38.0	I went home this weekend. It was for Easter. It was kind of weird, I'm not to lie you know with our recent choice in career
0:47.8	yeah going into a church it makes me a little nervous because I feel like the people from my hometown know what I'm doing and I felt like walking in there I was nervous someone
0:58.6	Light on fire
0:59.5	No, fuck you! You like went to get communion and like burst into flames.
1:05.0	Dude, I was ready for someone to be like,
1:08.0	Sinner! Get her out of here!
1:10.0	I'm like, fuck. I guess I should just...
1:12.0	Sweatting like a Horan horrid church oh there you go so that was fun
1:16.9	Instagram Instagram you know cat fishing it was it's such a big thing so catfishing, it was, it's such a big thing.
1:24.0	So catfishing really is when someone is pretending to be someone else.
1:29.0	Well, I think, yeah, when we hear, when you hear the term catfish,
1:32.0	some of us instantly think like a 500 pound person using a model's picks and pretending to be someone they're not
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