31- You're Just a Hole

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The girls are discussing some hard truths- men only care about the face, people who only mention eye color are ugly, and their sexual history together. They also talk public sex…high school forced the girls to hook up in some WEIRD places, (church, tractor, Dick Sporting Goods Tent, etc.) Lastly, they analyze a phenomenon that will have girls cringing and men clapping- WHY WOMEN ASK MEN SHIT THEY KNOW WILL HURT THEIR FEELINGS (relayed by the worst offenders). And oh yeah, how to make condoms hot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. Oh, wake up and smell that morning dick. You're disgusting. But you love that line.
0:21.0	I don't think we need to say wake up and smell the morning
0:23.4	I think we do you do just uncircumsized dick smell more than normal dick.
0:29.2	See I don't think that's something we need to get into I think we do back at it again
0:35.6	for another episode It's call her daddy
0:38.1	It's Alex and Sophia the fathers the fathers father the founding fathers.
0:42.6	Those who thy shall call thy fathers.
0:45.8	Daddy gang, we're back.
0:46.8	We're in the studio.
0:47.6	We're feeling amped.
0:48.6	It's been a good time.
0:51.6	We're back in New York. Yep. We just got back from our business trip to LA. Ooh, business trip. We're like
0:58.8	adulty. We're still poor shut up. I want to cry. And right off the bat I just want to get into something very
1:08.1	interesting about the trip because we went on several shows several interviews and the question we received the most was not how call her daddy got started.
1:20.5	God no. It's not how we feel about the success of caller daddy hell no it was
1:27.3	have you and Alex fucked
1:30.3	you know fuck
1:32.3	it's like actually really messed up.
1:35.6	Feminist around the world are shook.
1:38.0	Shook if.
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