4.8 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2019
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Sweet mercy there are some can't miss moments on this episode. Between asking and answering questions, stories of wetting the bed, and the most incredibly timed question ever imagined you will enjoy this episode. A lot of people have been waiting to hear what is on Andy's cassette tape from his childhood and you won't be disappointed. Be sure to subscribe, review, and share the Spitballers Comedy Podcast with your friends!
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0:00.0 | Childhood should be fun. Don't let bed wetting spoil that. |
0:07.0 | Dry nights give maximum protection. So kids can go to bed where we free. |
0:12.0 | Have a dry night sleep. And wake up awesome! |
0:19.0 | Awesome days start with dry nights. Such dry nights for a free sample. |
0:29.0 | Hey Spitwats, you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more. |
0:34.0 | Hey you! Oh, there you are. You want some more? |
0:38.0 | Oh yes! Oh that's not annoying at all. Head over to SpitwallersPod.com and find out how you can become |
0:45.0 | an official supporter of this show and get access to the complete archives. SpitwallersPod.com. |
0:52.0 | What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? |
1:08.0 | It's the SpitwallersPodcast with Andy Mike and Jason. |
1:15.0 | There it is! Look, I had the brakes fully compressed because of last week's fiasco. |
1:30.0 | Oh, it felt good. It felt real good. And now why didn't you get it on it? I know. You'll never know my fiasco. |
1:37.0 | Welcome to the SpitwallersPodcast.com. So that's how I want to start things. I'm into it. Sometimes you feel like a scat. Sometimes you don't. |
1:46.0 | Welcome to the Spitwallers. Once again, a great episode may or may not happen following that introduction. |
1:55.0 | We're getting a lot of interesting comments on the social media platforms at SpitwallersPod on Twitter, Instagram.com slash SpitwallersPod Facebook. |
2:06.0 | People are saying that there's a real problem with the show. And it's unsafe. It's unsafe to exercise while listening. |
2:15.0 | It's unsafe to listen to F-E. Yeah, not safe to exercise. |
2:22.0 | F-2, F-2, F-2. Not safe to exercise. |
2:27.0 | What? What do we do? Not safe to exercise. |
2:31.0 | So I don't know if that means we have to contain things or not, but the last episode, I apologize for nothing. |
2:37.0 | Put some people down on the treadmills. |
2:39.0 | Look, we try to not just entertain those listening. We try to entertain those around those listening. So when you fall off the treadmills, we are providing entertainment to even those who have never heard of us. That is our real goal here. |
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