Yoda Pooping and Donut Decisions - Funny Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads, when you run out of this great show and you're like,
0:03.5	ah, I want more shows.
0:05.5	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:09.8	You can become an official spitwad of our Patreon,
0:14.0	have access to everything we've ever made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:26.7	Thank you. free at spitballerspod.com. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations,
0:32.3	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:35.6	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:43.1	Woo!
0:45.0	Welcome in.
0:46.0	Where was the beat-up-du-p-p-du?
0:47.8	It was in my head, brother.
0:49.2	I know.
0:49.7	I wanted to do it.
0:50.6	I came in hot with the finish.
0:52.6	I had the haymaker prepped, so it had to follow through.
0:56.4	And it was just me buck naked with no friends to help me.
1:01.6	I was too busy.
1:02.2	Give me some pants, bro.
1:03.5	I was too busy staring at Jason's head.
1:06.0	Oh.
1:07.1	So you were staring at yourself?
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