Statue of Limitations and the Best Soda Pops - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes you don't want to know what is going on in the dark subconscious part of someone's mind... and yet here we are telling you all about ours. We have some weird minds over here. We give some great dating advice (naturally) and come up with firm rules about "spoiler alerts." Finally, we bring it all home with a soda pop draft. So get your bubbly ready, hit that subscribe button, and enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads, when you run out of this great show and you're like,
0:03.5	ah, I want more shows.
0:05.5	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:09.8	You can become an official spitwad of our Patreon,
0:14.0	have access to everything we've ever made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:29.7	What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
0:31.8	explore unrealistic situations,
0:35.2	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:39.5	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:47.5	That's all right.
0:49.0	It's that small.
0:52.9	I was thinking, Cookie Monster was with us here this morning.
0:55.5	I just saw... Welcome in, by the way.
0:57.0	Scooby-Doo.
0:59.5	It is Girl Scout Cookie season.
1:00.2	It is. It's a great season of life.
1:02.0	And, you know, they have the different street corner people with the arrows and the, you know, they flip this sign.
1:08.6	Cookie Monster was walking up and down the street in our neighborhood.
1:12.0	Wait, is that for real?
1:13.3	Not spinning signs.
1:14.5	Holding up a big old Girl Scout cookie.
1:17.7	Well, at least he's doing his part to me.
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