#3192 You Can't Handle The Blurs!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Luke falls in love with a small town swimming hole that he hopes to someday use. Plus, "portable urinals" (aka "pee bags") are flying off the shelves.
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| 0:00.0 | Knock-knock. |
| 0:01.0 | Who's there? |
| 0:02.0 | Mike Sniffer Pippets. |
| 0:03.5 | Mike Sniffer Pippets? |
| 0:04.5 | Who? |
| 0:05.5 | Mike Sniffer Pippets, who? |
| 0:06.5 | How many Mike Sniffer Pippets do you know? |
| 0:08.0 | Come on, let me in. |
| 0:09.0 | It's cold out here. |
| 0:11.0 | Geez. |
| 0:12.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:17.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, meatloaf cake with mashed sweet potato icing |
| 0:21.0 | with only 433 calories, 52 grams of protein, |
| 0:25.0 | and only five kibar hydrams. |
| 0:27.0 | This is not your mom's podcast. |
| 0:29.0 | This is too beautiful to live. |
| 0:31.0 | Are you trying to seduce me? |
| 0:32.0 | I'm trying to seduce you. |
| 0:34.0 | You guys are so fun. |
| 0:36.0 | Just relentlessly fun. |
| 0:37.0 | I keep thinking, when are they going to stop being fun? |
| 0:40.0 | And the answer is never. |
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