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Wow. Wow. Yeah. I heard that reverberate through your headphones back into the microphone. I'm sorry about that. No, that's my fault. I got to turn. I got a, I made a mistake of buying open backed headphones as a podcaster. Is that what's happening? with really a really loud co-host that yells and screams and laughs.

It's a good thing that you do that.

It's a good thing that most people don't have that. It's a good thing you don't have to deal with that problem.

So true. Yeah, we are doing calendars. This is exciting. I love this idea. And I feel like it's one of those things we're

halfway through the year. We're always like, oh, we should have been calendars at the beginning of the year. Yeah, well, I think we did it once before either as a, yeah, that's why I think it was a bonus, though, or something. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not like as a full episode. Like, we don't have to name this

calendars 2.0.

Oh, I hope not.

That doesn't matter.

No one cares.

That's my April. not like as a full episode like we don't have to name this calendars 2.0 oh I hope not that doesn't

matter no one cares that's why we put the number at the start so you know where to you're

there's something that you don't know much about people but I'll tell you is that calendars

they change every year which like usually you wouldn't realize but um thanks for the calendar industry

wants you to buy a new one every year it's

very wasteful it's pretty fucked up how dare they um but i do love going through a calendar

store because it's always so shocking to see what kind of calendars exist in this

that people will pay $30 for something yeah like a $30 a year that. Jesus wants you to be a mom and only a mom. Excuse me? That's a calendar you saw? I mean, sort of. Anti-trans thing? Like, what the fuck was that? Like only a mom? What does that mean? Like, you're nothing more than a mother and that's your role in this life. So here, here's a calendar for just moms, and Jesus has a lot to say in between the lines.

Got it.

Mom and not like a working mom.

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