Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I just got back from Romania. I want to thank the gentleman that paid me

Some of money to perform at his birthday party

And God bless him the audience didn't speak English and

Many of the people there were heavily intoxicated, but they did see a mentalist and a fireworks show several

Romanian musical acts that were lovely and me after all of that for no money

No for a good amount of money for me, but all the people that came it's free. It's a birthday party

So you got a lot for that in Romania, which everybody

Was telling me when I left they were like you got you have to be careful

Romania is Eastern blocks

So old ex-soviet country

Eastern Europe it is dangerous. It's really really fucked up

It's safer than LA is safer than New York

It's actually what it's I felt safer there than I've like ever felt anywhere

There were no tents no homeless people. It was like one old homeless guy. It was kind of cute

Like you remember when homeless this was cute

You know, it was like a guy would do a jig and people would throw change it. I'm like that's the kind of homeless

This in Romania. It there was nothing like what you have here. There were no tent cities

Nobody was like, you know, you weren't seeing the society just crack apart in front of you. Yeah, the buildings are rolled

Some of them are really pretty a lot of them are they there some wear and tear and

You know the attitudes towards sexuality were a little different

You know if the cab driver there will get you a hooker like women are

You know there is it's an entrepreneurial activity when you go out

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