318 - Bros (ft. Greg Stone)
The Tim Dillon Show
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ποΈ 9 October 2022
β±οΈ 75 minutes
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Bros | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone)
Tim Dillon is joined by an old friend, Greg Stone, to discuss life, the new movie "Bros," whether Jeff Bezos is a villain, & much more
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I'm here with an old friend of mine. I've not seen in how long |
| 0:06.2 | 2000 to the towers were up last time. I think I saw is that true. I think no, they were coming down at the end of the conversation |
| 0:13.5 | There's no way the towers were up. No, no, no, there's no way |
| 0:18.3 | 2016 18 18 18 I don't know. I haven't seen you in a minute, but we were very close and we had a lot of fun. Yes |
| 0:26.7 | New York City. Yeah, I'm so happy we're still friends. Yes, I'm |
| 0:31.3 | Where and it's good. Mm-hmm things are good. Mm-hmm friendships are the horse |
| 0:36.1 | When I had a phone number of yours for three years. I've been texting |
| 0:39.5 | Three years. I've been texting you still not getting back to me Tim |
| 0:42.6 | Just to find out that it wasn't your number was not mine and I was consistently being like oh if you're not texting me back |
| 0:48.1 | I'm gonna keep texting you more right Tim and just being like I appreciate wait. I see you yeah and then |
| 0:53.1 | Mike Fini was like do that's his phone number. Yeah, no, I would have I would have texted you back and you have a kid now and a wife and |
| 0:59.8 | You're a very funny comedian Greg Stone. Thanks |
| 1:03.0 | Those of you who don't know yeah, and it's good. It's good to see you. You look great. Thanks, you know |
| 1:08.9 | I bet I got lost 13 pounds |
| 1:11.4 | 13 exciting. I'm hiring a trainer. I'm trying to go in that direction. Yeah, yeah, you should get broken |
| 1:17.1 | Really don't do it. I'm a train you. I'm scared get that God that will severely damage our relationship |
| 1:24.7 | If I if he asked if I have to be accountable to him. Yeah, that'll be the end. Why because he doesn't fuck around with that |
| 1:32.9 | He doesn't kid around like that's he's serious |
| 1:36.5 | Yeah, I know that's what you want. I want I want a trainer who's like yes |
| 1:41.9 | But I also realize you are there's other things you got going on. Yeah, like I want that kind of trainer |
| 1:48.0 | I want to trainer so you're gonna fucking get ready, but also |
| 1:51.7 | But also you've got you've a full plate |
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